Like:
Bad thing happened = The universe made it happen, not your fault
Forgetting to do something = Well there’s nothing I can do, my brain chemicals are dictated by the laws of physics
Like if I don’t keep using Determism as an explantion, my brain just 🤯💀…
In sorry op the universe determined you were a loser from before you were born. There is nothing you can do 😭
Noooo 😱
Why do I have to be a Jerry?
Fucking rick sanchez always fucking up my life
Just crawl. It works.
Our ancestors crawling from the sea onto land millions of years ago is what got us in this mess in the first place.
Don’t crawl. Swim. Swim away.