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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

They should use the huge stockpile of confiscated ivory to make dentures for old elephants so that they can live longer

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They should use the huge stockpile of confiscated ivory to make dentures for old elephants so that they can live longer

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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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imagine how far into the front of an elephants skull they’d have to drill to anchor and ivory elephant denture
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  Maybe they could get sponsored by Fixodent.
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    Good for dents, great for dentures.

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