The box never clarifies what the difference between “floating” and “flying” is, but surely he doesn’t need both.

Even so, the unicorn charm might be the weak link of the bunch. The world is already colorful. Get a job, unicorn.

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    1 day ago

    This is brilliant. If this was genuinely part of their advertising, I’d probably start eating it, to protect my family from his tyranny :D