• insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe
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    4 hours ago

    You an’ me baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the good cooking channels

    Cannibal by Tally Hall type situation (though unlikely, as I am boring and my flesh is probably sub-par quality due to poor health), maybe with me listening to that* while zonked out my gourd sauteing a chunk of my own arm with mixed vegetables. I usually don’t cook meat though, so maybe they’d do that bit.

    * Also relevant but more of an emo aesthetic, Misery Meat or People Eater by Sodikken