aldalire@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Socialism@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前Exploitation, exploitation everywherelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1418arrow-down119file-text
arrow-up1399arrow-down1imageExploitation, exploitation everywherelemmy.dbzer0.comaldalire@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Socialism@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前message-square17fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePissnpinklinkfedilinkarrow-up27·1 年前But I’m different. I’ll be the benevolent exploiter and all my employees will be happy and we’ll have parties in the break room all the time.
minus-squareRozaŭtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 年前What’s better than pizza parties to make your employees feel not exploited?
minus-squareaeternum@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 年前oh, i know this one! It’s two pizza parties!
minus-squareNocturnalMorning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前No, next it will be a mandatory happy hour.
minus-squareKichae@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前Stuffed crust, King Kai! You can eat them in reverse!
minus-squareAcidTwang@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前“Hope you’re all enjoying your pizza there, guys, it just shows how much fun this company is to work for. But time’s a wastin’. Rest assured there will be more company-sanctioned fun soon”
But I’m different. I’ll be the benevolent exploiter and all my employees will be happy and we’ll have parties in the break room all the time.
What’s better than pizza parties to make your employees feel not exploited?
oh, i know this one! It’s two pizza parties!
No, next it will be a mandatory happy hour.
Stuffed crust, King Kai! You can eat them in reverse!
“Hope you’re all enjoying your pizza there, guys, it just shows how much fun this company is to work for. But time’s a wastin’. Rest assured there will be more company-sanctioned fun soon”