Looks like a fantastic snore: so much cgi that it’s half-cartoon; Volume-sets so every scene takes place in a big round room with really busy walls and lots of superfluous “props” and that no one interacts with (because they’re cgi); boring “comic accurate” costumes that look both cartoonish but also desaturated and dull.
Ben Grimm’s voice sounds terrible and those lines are such quippy marvel BS. He’s playing him exactly like Ruffalo’s Hulk because I guess there’s only one big-strong-but-good-monster archetype allowed at Disney/Marvel/StarWars/Fox/ABC. Don’t forget the highly marketable comic relief robot character!!! Gotta have a robot because kids love robots and buy robot toys and also when we put a police drone in everyone’s house to force them to comply if we make it look like BB-8 they’ll welcome it with open arms!
I can’t wait for the part where in a single unbroken rake, Johnny chugs an entire coca cola two liter before melting the plastic bottle, making a global warming joke, winking into the camera, and flying off.
Looks like a fantastic snore: so much cgi that it’s half-cartoon; Volume-sets so every scene takes place in a big round room with really busy walls and lots of superfluous “props” and that no one interacts with (because they’re cgi); boring “comic accurate” costumes that look both cartoonish but also desaturated and dull.
Ben Grimm’s voice sounds terrible and those lines are such quippy marvel BS. He’s playing him exactly like Ruffalo’s Hulk because I guess there’s only one big-strong-but-good-monster archetype allowed at Disney/Marvel/StarWars/Fox/ABC. Don’t forget the highly marketable comic relief robot character!!! Gotta have a robot because kids love robots and buy robot toys and also when we put a police drone in everyone’s house to force them to comply if we make it look like BB-8 they’ll welcome it with open arms!
I can’t wait for the part where in a single unbroken rake, Johnny chugs an entire coca cola two liter before melting the plastic bottle, making a global warming joke, winking into the camera, and flying off.
I just love cinema so much!