“Hæs we need to increase the birthrate”

“did you try enacting pro-family policies.”

“Oi did troi enacting pro-family policies”

“only stupid people enact pro-family policies. you are stupid.”

“I tried the stupid policies!”

“you are a black man (who is very welcome in my totally colorblind pronatalist movement)”

“This vexes me.”

“The proportion, of elderly to working age people is increasingly increasing…”

“That’s bad.”

“We also have one of the highest child mortality rates of the global north, due to poor regulations and for-profit healthcare…”

“We need a new mode of production. Also, I have not spoken in a while.”

“no. new mode of production will destroy society. it needs child deaths to live.”

“…I forbid this!”

“don’t care. more child deaths!!”

“Everything’s fixed, fertility is back to replacement level… thank you doctor!”

“i am very smart.”

“I too am in this episode.”