Considering with current technology we can tell that Greek and Roman statues were painted, I assume with future technology they will be able to tell that Funko Pops are fucking stupid.

Isn’t the natural colour of plastic a dull gray instead of white?

The plastic will decompose around the same time so…

“And this one represents one of the gods: ‘Captain of America’ (according to some sources ‘Capo America’). It belongs to the pantheon of gods from 43 centuries before the arrival”

“We believe this piece used to be called The Funkolossus of Rhode Island. Humans used to be tiny, y’know!”