• HelluvaBottomCarter [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Don’t even get me started on the amount of dirty tricks they could play. The congressional building staff are probably anti-Trump. You could team up with them and fuck with Republicans.

    • Stop emptying their trash
    • Stop cleaning their bathrooms
    • Find their favorite bathroom and close it
    • Change meeting rooms on them, fuck up the whole meeting schedule
    • Cut off their internet access periodically
    • Fuck with their parking
    • Find out their favorite foods and stop serving them in the cafeteria
    • Change the locks on their doors or put superglue in them
    • Throw their umbrellas in the garbage
    • Throw away their remote controls to their TVs
    • Hijack their TVs and show shit they don’t like
    • Put fake crickets and other noise makers around their office
    • Put really dim bulbs in all their lights
    • Stinkbombs
    • Put red ink in their blue pens
    • Stop buying them office supplies

    There is no end to my fucking pettiness and you best believe their lives would be fucking hell. That’s not even getting into the physical threats and battery that would come next. You can throw lots of sand in the gears. I’ll make LBJ cry.

    • SevenSkalls [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      If only. There were people who said Jamaal Bowman deserved to lose his primary for pulling the fire alarm that one time, and these all sound along those lines.

      • MayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        23 hours ago

        The average Democratic voter appears to be a coward, and their cowardice is putting us all in danger.

        Hell, there’s stuff any local Dem party could do right now that’s legal and would scare the shit out of Reps: economic warfare.

        Do some real boycotts of anything attached to a GOP donor.

        Mail out flyers to all Dems with this info. Call out the shifty GOP small business owners in the area.

        Start pointing out how many GOP elected have been caught with various sex crimes. Republicans are set criminals, to put it lightly.

        Or just point out all of the shifty comments and lack of caring from average GOP voters. Print them out. Print out screenshots from 4chan and other right-wing incel forums. Print comments from the local GOP cranks whenever they post shit on Meta or X or whatever. Put some sunshine on who these people actually are.

        And for fuck’s sake get off X and Meta and put up actual websites for once with clear call to actions like where is the next meeting. So many county parties are just a Facebook page that hasn’t been updated in six months.