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XKCD 2741 Alt Text: “I wish for everything in the world. All the people, money, trees, etc.” “Are you SURE you–” “And I want you to put it in my house.”
Make every car moan when you start it
Third wish: we hit 2 degrees ten years ahead of schedule
1st wish: bring all insects together into one mega organism blob that slowly traverses the earth consuming anything it touches
Make bedbugs immune to insecticides.
Bedbugs now fly.
Give everyone tastebuds in their anus.
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What if I put my tastebuds in someone else’s anus?
I call that an average Saturday night
