• esc27@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Wallstreet walks by and says, “Netflix, why do you only have 19 cookies. We expected you to have 22. Are you sick? Are you dying?” Wallstreet turns and yells to the room “Hey everybody! Netflix is looking sick so you may want to avoid them for awhile.” Netflix sighs and passes customer a note “thanks for being a loyal customer. We will be raising our rates next month”