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    I would like to buy some air conditioning

    Hitachi: OK

    And some science equipment, a crane and some train tracks

    Hitachi: Done

    Also I want to pleasure myself

    Hitachi: I gotcha fam

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      Me: can I also get some appliances for that apartment?

      Samsung: ok

      Me: and you know I’ll probably also need a testing kit for these chemicals that I purchased

      Samsung: done

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        Me: I need assisted living facilities after a small chemical accident in the home

        Samsung: no problem

        Me: oh, and some sugar

        Samsung: fine, there you go

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      Or medical treatment in a hospital. Or signing up for military service and using one of their vehicles.

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    ᗜwᗜ - I would like to buy a smartphone
    Xiaomi - ok>
    ᗜwᗜ - I’d also like to buy a pressure cooker, flipflops, bicycle, suitcases, wine bottle o-
    Xiaomi - 你不会相信我会说的话
    Pepsi - I sell smartphones :D pls buy

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    I’d also like an industrial drone for dispersing pesticides and liquid based fertilizers.

    Yamaha: Would you like it to match your motorcycle?

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      Branching- Pepsi made phones, Nintendo had love hotels and taxi services, Chinese companies are cracked etc

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          It’s been a bit so I may botch some of the details, but back when they were just a playing card company, the youngish CEO went to the US and toured the offices of whoever the biggest playing card manufacturer was at that time. He noticed their offices weren’t that impressive and thought, “If we remain as a playing card company, this is our ceiling.” So he started branching out into a ton of weird unrelated businesses and video games happened to stick.

          So basically thank Hoyle or whoever for having a shitty headquarters or we wouldn’t have Tears of the Kingdom.

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          You know the sexy gamer girl cosplay thing that’s going on now? That was Nintendo’s idea.

          /j

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      Huge companies used to make a lot of stuff back in the golden age of capitalism. General electric was a big chemicals and plastics company for instance. It was just normal.

      Nowadays, those mega-corporations make more money acting as a bank than they do selling stuff. They’ve just kept some product lines rolling because they’re profitable and safe.

      You couldn’t just start a motorcycle company and be competitive against Yamaha. The specific expertise they have took decades to build, so why waste it by closing down those weird branches when they’re still making money.

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        I ended up watching a video which was an in depth analysis of Japanese culture from pre-shogun era to modern day and they went into detail about how alot of these Japanese mega corporations started and got to the size they are now.

        For reasons I’m still confused about it was titled “why we kill gods in jrpgs” but I recommend it even if you’re not a gamer.

        https://youtu.be/IEUqLL8J4gI

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      iirc Yamaha was making mechanical parts in WW2, and that department survived after the war by switching to making motorcycles

      e:typo

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    Samsung is pretty cool like that. Need a TV? Samsung does it. Need a washer dryer set? Samsung. Need artillery? Believe it or not straight to Samsung.

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    I learned this fact from Vocaloid (yep the one with Hatsune Miku), which is also developed by Yamaha. They had a mechanical parts department during WW2, and it survived by switching to making motorcycles after the war.

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    Ich: I want some freshly ground coffee. Hey, Tchibo, do you offer this?

    Tchibo: Of course! That’s my primary business.

    Ich: By the way, Tchibo, do you know someone who sells raincoats and underwear, but basically no other clothes?

    Tchibo: Funny that you ask…

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    What’s always been funny to me is that Yamaha also seems to have the cheapest and some of the most expensive stuff too. Look at (piano) keyboards for example.

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    Ich: I want to get into cooking. What is some very basic recipe book for beginners?

    Dr. Oetker: What about mine: Dr. Oetkers Schulkochbuch?

    Ich: But I’m actually too lazy to cook. I just gonna buy some frozen pizza.

    Dr. Oetker: Here you go.