kaupas24@kbin.social to Moving to: m/AskMbin!@kbin.social · 1 year agoIf brands were brutally honest. What brand would have what slogan?message-squaremessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareIf brands were brutally honest. What brand would have what slogan?kaupas24@kbin.social to Moving to: m/AskMbin!@kbin.social · 1 year agomessage-square52fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLexaPrime@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoGoogle: Don’t be evil. We’ll know if you are.
minus-squareEavolution@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoGoogle’s turning into a creepy Santa. He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows when you’ve turned adblock on, so turn it off for goodness sake.
minus-squaredipbeneaththelasers@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoAlternatively: Oh you like this product? Sucks to be you.
minus-squareAmericanScream@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoGoogle: Ok, yea we are evil. You got us. But now we’re “Alphabet” so pretend something’s changed.
Google: Don’t be evil. We’ll know if you are.
Google’s turning into a creepy Santa.
He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake,
he knows when you’ve turned adblock on, so turn it off for goodness sake.
Alternatively: Oh you like this product? Sucks to be you.
Google: Ok, yea we are evil. You got us. But now we’re “Alphabet” so pretend something’s changed.