• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de
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    1 year ago

    This old guy gets to Heaven, walks up to the Pearly Gates, and there’s St. Peter, checking the records

    St Peter asks: “Nationality?”

    -“Ruthenian”

    “Place of birth?”

    -“Austrian Empire”

    “School?”

    -Czechoslovakia

    “Married in?

    -“Hungary” “Children born in?”

    -“Third Reich”

    “Grandchildren born in?”

    -“USSR”

    “Died?”

    -“Ukraine”

    St Peter exclaims: “Well, I must say, you got around a bit!”

    Little guy: “Not so much. We never left Mukachevo.”