rules for affording a home

  1. no avocado toast
  2. no starbucks
  3. no iphones
  4. no spending
  5. wait, why aren’t you buying diamonds and having babies?
  6. why am i going out of business?
  7. please go back to buying stuff
  8. pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase
  9. you don’t have enough money?
  10. you need me to pay you more?
  11. #nObOddYwAnTsToWoRk
  12. i know, we need more babies
  13. …
  14. let’s ban abortion
  15. ???
  16. profit
  17. capitalism is great :)
  • Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
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    8 months ago

    Ah, oddly enough it doesn’t render as a headline for me, else I would have done that already. Fixed it!