'Friends' Star Matthew Perry Dead at 54 After Apparent Drowning

nosta@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

flucksy_bango@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Really? I’m completely unsurprised he drowned in a hot tub. I figured that or overdose. He’s been a mess for a while.

Ring-a-ding-ding, baby, what a way to go.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Shut the fuck up Benny, if ya keep yapping ill crucify you.

flucksy_bango@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

You would if you could, spartacus. It’ll be a special someone who takes me out.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Ive got an angry mailman and a loose set of morals dont tempt me.

flucksy_bango@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Yeah?! Well, I’m gonna go see what Caesar thinks!

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Release the mailman.

What do you mean we’re out of mailmen?!

Fuck it release the mailwoman, worst case scenario she gives him death by snu-snu.

flucksy_bango@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I can’t remember if you can kill him with confirmed bachelor, but I take all bets.