• bbpolterGAYst (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    8 months ago

    i knew it. when everyone in the vatican goes to sleep, the pope pops up his magic and starts making new dwarf planets with like 2% more uranium powder in their atmosphere for some NASA robot to come across and go “wow that is sure a planet!” and move on to find even more useless fuckin space rocks