• IzzyScissor@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Things to never say before committing a crime:

    “Wait, let me sign in with my Google account first.”

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      8 months ago

      People have been caught making bomb threats using their own phones. Some people are just not bright enough to be able to survive in this world.

      It’s for people like them that you have to have signs everywhere that say things like, don’t stick your hand in the crushy grindy place, this hot water is hot, and don’t drink bleach you’ll die.