On nights like this When the world’s a bit amiss And the lights go down Across the trailer park I get down, I feel had Feel on the verge of going mad Then it’s time to punch the clock:

I put on some make-up Turn on the tape deck And put the wig back on my head Suddenly I’m Miss Midwest Midnight Checkout Queen Until I go home, and I put myself to bed

John Cameron Mitchell, you make me feel seen and I will love you forever.