Don’t call me Shirley

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Jokes You Can Tell Your Mom@seattlelunarsociety.orgEnglish · 1 year ago

The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?”

And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”

That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.

Originally posted to Reddit by yomommafool

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