During a visit to my doctors I asked him . . .

“How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?”

“Well” he said, “We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a tea cup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub”

“Oh, I understand” I said “Because a normal person would use the bucket as it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup”

“No” he said “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window or the door?”

Originally posted to Reddit by RyanPBennett