Depends.

How big is the Katamari at this point? If we’re talking starting size, I just need a good pair of boots and a moment to get stompin’. Sure, stepping on that thing might suck, but the Prince is tiny.

If we’re bringing him up to my size… That fucker can roll up a tank. Weapons would just add to the density of the Katamari. I’m taking a week to dig myself a hole to hide in, and praying it’s deep enough to hide until he forgets about me, or he’s so large he rolls up landmasses. At that point, we’re all getting turned into a star.

Claude from GTA 3.

Kront from Death Must Die. Considering he has that dragon necklace, I am screwed.

Last game I played was Quake 1 for about 20 minutes…I might be in trouble

Those goddamn Bloons never stop coming.

kratos? just kill me now

Curses myself for not playing Peppa Pig or something.

How do i fight two planets

Currently playing derail valley. Wtf am I fighting? The cat lurking in GF yard?

I gotta fight fuckin Steve

Just beat Maliketh, the Black Blade on elden ring… I’m so fucked.

I guess I just gotta hope guns do something.

Man I would just kill myself rather than kill Arthur Morgan

Nothing; I’ll win by default.

The game I last played didn’t really have a main character.

I don’t think I’ve got a chance against Jedi Knight Cal Kestis, but he’s a jedi so maybe there’s a chance there wont be a fight at all.

I may be okay honestly. Last game I played was Subnautica, I could definitely win a fight against Riley…poor guy will have the best swimming muscles, but I doubt he could actually run/hit me hard enough to do real damage