• Bob_the_peasant@alien.topB
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    11 months ago

    He’ll walk in court normally, testify with simple and polite yes / no answers. Then when it’s all done he will bow and disappear in a puff of green Matrix themed smoke.

    Everyone in the courtroom claps and the prosecution drops the lawsuit. The judge then buys everyone in the room an OLED deck