“I wonder if the comments are gonna be about dicks”

“haha yeah”

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Boioioioing

r/dontstickyourdickinthat

Reminds me of the one episode of Broad City where they were talking about how their Apple watches track movement and the one girl says “I jerked off 7 miles this morning.”

Didn’t know there were a large concentration of micro penis redditers here.

I like where this is going Apple. Keep it sexy.