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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down5·11 months agoYeah, but which one will make women think my penis is huge?
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down2·11 months agoFront one, dude
minus-squarejimbo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·11 months agoA truck like the front one is driven by someone with nothing to prove.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 months agoYou’re right! It’s true! Little cars make penises look bigger based on relative sizes!
minus-squareReddfugee42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·11 months agoNo no no but which one will make his BUDDIES insecure. That’s the kicker.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoGiven the stereotype, I guess the tiny truck?
minus-squarepingveno@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoEver wonder why this thing can only go 55 MPH? Yup, my Magnum dong! Nothing slows down a truck like moving around that hunk of meat, let me tell you! Now about our date.
minus-squarecannache@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoBecause your dick is always a ratio of your car size
minus-squarecannache@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoWhy don’t we have ratios for other things besides dick size though?
minus-squaretrolololol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoBank account Rudeness Self insecurity Here you go with a few
minus-squarecannache@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoNah those things are too wishy washy, bank account I can kinda understand but there’s a lot of rich dumb cunts, just look at Trump
minus-squaretrolololol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoYep inherited wealth lasts just as long Anyway he’s not my problem I live somewhere else. I still cringe though when he opens his mouth.
Yeah, but which one will make women think my penis is huge?
Front one, dude
A truck like the front one is driven by someone with nothing to prove.
You’re right! It’s true! Little cars make penises look bigger based on relative sizes!
No no no but which one will make his BUDDIES insecure. That’s the kicker.
Given the stereotype, I guess the tiny truck?
Ever wonder why this thing can only go 55 MPH? Yup, my Magnum dong! Nothing slows down a truck like moving around that hunk of meat, let me tell you! Now about our date.
Because your dick is always a ratio of your car size
inverse ratio
Why don’t we have ratios for other things besides dick size though?
Bank account
Rudeness
Self insecurity
Here you go with a few
Nah those things are too wishy washy, bank account I can kinda understand but there’s a lot of rich dumb cunts, just look at Trump
Yep inherited wealth lasts just as long
Anyway he’s not my problem I live somewhere else. I still cringe though when he opens his mouth.