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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down5·1 year agoYeah, but which one will make women think my penis is huge?
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down2·1 year agoFront one, dude
minus-squarejimbo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·1 year agoA truck like the front one is driven by someone with nothing to prove.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoYou’re right! It’s true! Little cars make penises look bigger based on relative sizes!
minus-squareReddfugee42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·1 year agoNo no no but which one will make his BUDDIES insecure. That’s the kicker.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoGiven the stereotype, I guess the tiny truck?
minus-squarepingveno@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoEver wonder why this thing can only go 55 MPH? Yup, my Magnum dong! Nothing slows down a truck like moving around that hunk of meat, let me tell you! Now about our date.
minus-squarecannache@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoBecause your dick is always a ratio of your car size
minus-squarecannache@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoWhy don’t we have ratios for other things besides dick size though?
minus-squaretrolololol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoBank account Rudeness Self insecurity Here you go with a few
minus-squarecannache@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoNah those things are too wishy washy, bank account I can kinda understand but there’s a lot of rich dumb cunts, just look at Trump
minus-squaretrolololol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoYep inherited wealth lasts just as long Anyway he’s not my problem I live somewhere else. I still cringe though when he opens his mouth.
Yeah, but which one will make women think my penis is huge?
Front one, dude
A truck like the front one is driven by someone with nothing to prove.
You’re right! It’s true! Little cars make penises look bigger based on relative sizes!
No no no but which one will make his BUDDIES insecure. That’s the kicker.
Given the stereotype, I guess the tiny truck?
Ever wonder why this thing can only go 55 MPH? Yup, my Magnum dong! Nothing slows down a truck like moving around that hunk of meat, let me tell you! Now about our date.
Because your dick is always a ratio of your car size
inverse ratio
Why don’t we have ratios for other things besides dick size though?
Bank account
Rudeness
Self insecurity
Here you go with a few
Nah those things are too wishy washy, bank account I can kinda understand but there’s a lot of rich dumb cunts, just look at Trump
Yep inherited wealth lasts just as long
Anyway he’s not my problem I live somewhere else. I still cringe though when he opens his mouth.