I reckon this is the correct answer. It’s in a popular wedding venue, so it’s probably to try and dissuade the pissed-up mums from having a crack at the swings and fucking up the surface on the way.
Oh that’s definitely it. None of us can be held responsible for our behaviour at weddings, they’re either hilariously jovial or incredibly depressing affairs and either way I want a swing.
Five bucks say some mom got hurt trying to walk in the gravel and threatened to sue.
I think that’s a poured rubber surface, high heels fuck that shit up right quick.
So types of high heels can exert 1600 PSI.
I reckon this is the correct answer. It’s in a popular wedding venue, so it’s probably to try and dissuade the pissed-up mums from having a crack at the swings and fucking up the surface on the way.
Oh that’s definitely it. None of us can be held responsible for our behaviour at weddings, they’re either hilariously jovial or incredibly depressing affairs and either way I want a swing.
You’ll find no judgement here.
Weird, my band’s name is Pissed-Up Mum’s Sweaty Fanny.
I think I’ve met your mum.
May I suggest a course of some pretty heavy duty antibiotics because she meets people a couple times a day if you catch my drift.
Time to pay up!