The owners of a gay bar in St. Louis were getting ready to relax Sunday night when a police vehicle crashed through the front of their business, Bar:PM.
Sorry folks, this didn’t look paywalled for me when I posted it.
My experience with Missouri police was not a good one. They lied and said my taillights (yes, both) were out and “that” was why they pulled me over apparently. So he took me to his car, where I could see my taillights functioning, and accused me of smuggling drugs from México. Apparently, because I had taken a road trip to New Mexico (which he interrogated out of me), that means that I had drugs from the country México. Tell me how a police officer doesn’t know New Mexico is a state…
To top it all off, he told me to stop breaking the law and let me on my way without so much as a clue to what law I was breaking.
My experience with Missouri police was not a good one. They lied and said my taillights (yes, both) were out and “that” was why they pulled me over apparently. So he took me to his car, where I could see my taillights functioning, and accused me of smuggling drugs from México. Apparently, because I had taken a road trip to New Mexico (which he interrogated out of me), that means that I had drugs from the country México. Tell me how a police officer doesn’t know New Mexico is a state…
To top it all off, he told me to stop breaking the law and let me on my way without so much as a clue to what law I was breaking.
Don’t talk to police officers.
Memorize this script:
This works significantly better if you are of the less melanated complexion.
We’ll see that’s your first problem right there.
Gotta figure out how to not be dark skinned.
Just wear a white pointy bed sheet with holes for the eyes and they’ll think you’re one of them.
And then, you shut the fuck up.