Start the new year off right and leave this bad habit behind you, it’s disgusting!
I shit every day and can’t stop. I can’t control myself and my desire to shit is so strong, I find myself putting it before my family, friends, job, I’ll even wake up in the middle of the night with the need to shit sometimes. This addiction impacts my life every day. If I don’t shit, I start to think about it and worry.
I’ve got the solution!
Not eating!
Never eat a single thing again and you’ll never have to be burdened with having to shit ever again!
It’s free, easy and you’ll look great as well!
Until the day you die!
Bro you just gotta hold your poop in
But when will I use Lemmy then?
Are you unemployed?
I prefer the term freelance CEO
I work in the food industry. Only time I’m on Lemmy at work is breaks/bathroom
We went from 3 days to infinity?
*until you die. Which I assume is not too much longer than 3 days.
Yeah but this is for all humans, so forever. (I guess you could say they would all die though.)
Slogan should be “put a cork in it.”
Tampons work surprisingly well.
How many do I need to eat for it to work?
Eat?
Reading this shitting
Shitting is so wasteful. People dont know that you just have to hold it in for a while, so your body can fully utilize it.
Source: I am voice actor for GTA 6.
Oh my god it’s dickvamblerAU. Can you say “boop” for me?
I’ll be sending TP! Thoughts & Prayers 🙏
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Nice try shit tard. I’m saving my turds in my bowels
You know its possible to hold turds for so long you start vomiting shit.
I believe I recall a South Park episode about this phenomenon.
This really is happening in current events
What the fuck how is lemmy leaking into reality…?
No shit?!
Im doing it right now, cope and seethe amirite
Well how do you feel about shtanding, then?
Shay, doesh anyone know when Sean Connery will be showing up to Wimbledon?
Anyone? No?
Tennish. 🥸
You all are so weird. I love it.
wait until they learn about eating. fucking revolting.
I imagine myself completely exploding after about a week of not shitting. It’s still gonna make a shitty mess everywhere.
We need VaPOOrise
