And right wingers in the US will continue to lump them together with Iran even though Iran is their biggest counterweight in the region, cause muslims are scary and all totally the same

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    6 months ago

    We went to the “ISIL Announcements Website” which we closely monitor and never attempt to disrupt. The ISIL Deputy of Terrorism Operations made an update to the website that says “Actually this was inter-Arab violence, the Israelis didn’t do anything. Heck, Iran probably bombed themselves. Us Arabs are crazy and do that shit all the time.”

    So we took a screenshot of website and forwarded it to our top ISIL coverage news desk, where we carefully vetted the report against all our other ISIL contacts. And once we were satisfied with the corroboration of the evidence, we released it our main audience - Western Liberals - to assure them that Iran has no reason to be mad at us, and would actually be really antisemitic to blame Israel for this.