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“Treat.”
“Another treat.”
“That was awesome! Now YOU give me a treat.”
“I WANT TO EAT THE FLESH OF GOD”
We were all thinking it.
Cheeky little midnight snack
In the other post someone posted a comic that goes:
“I wish to swap bodies with the human”
“I wish they couldn’t talk anymore”
This one:
Thanks for doing the work for me, appreciate you :P
Bro what a good boy. Imagine never having to deal with human bullshit like money again. You get to chill, eat food that you think is delicious, play sports, and just generally only ever have to worry about that shady mailman fella.
He even took away the one thing that could ruin all that. If a dog could speak they’d be a freak show.
You don’t mentally become a dog… you go insane being a human trapped in a foreign body eating flavorless cardboard.
The dog seemed pretty intelligent as soon as it could speak, and most dogs are pretty damn happy. Being human kinda sucks imo and how do you know your new dog taste buds won’t love that cardboard? Clearly there’s a physical component to taste since covid changed so many people’s taste perception.
Admittedly, the one thing that would drive me crazy would be missing my friends
Not lack of opposing thumbs and the ability shit indoors or at least ask clearly to shit outside?
The way I see it the opposable thumbs helped get us into this mess, and they better let me outside lmao, I’m not gonna clean, I’m a dog.
My dog rings a bell when she wants to go outside.
We tried that with our corgi. She learned to abuse it to go play, then after we worked on that, she learned to pretend pee after going out before trying to play.
I always like to think that if my female toy poodle could talk she would sound like a fat biker and scream slurs at things all day long
The idea of the inner monologue of my cute teddy bear dog sounding like the guy from rogue warrior always brings me a chuckle
It sounds like a good idea until your dog asks to eat you so you can always be with him.
If it’s what he wants…
I wish my owner was a chew toy and never dies
This would make a good twilight zone episode
Or maybe a Night Springs episode?
I have no mouth and I must scream vibes here
Amazing, I love this. Gave me the chills.
“I wish I could run forever!”
[zoooooom!]
All fun and games until you find out your dog is actually a terrible person, and now has 2 wishes
For reference, imagine the dog is a chihuahua
I feel like if you give 2 wishes to a chihuahua, what they do with them is entirely on you.
Monkey’s paw: the dog speaks English, but doesn’t understand it.
I don’t think I can trust my cats with that power. Chubby cat might just ask for a super soft bed and for me to cuddle her more.
Mr. Kitten would be a nightmare. Very demanding kitten.
“Cuddle me forever.”
Dog: “I wish for… SQUIRREL!”
Genie talking to you: “for your selflessness I grant you 3 more wishes.”
I wouldn’t want to try explain to my dog why wishing we could be together forever is a bad wish
“Bark, bark bark bark!”
Better hope it’s one of those “spirit of the [wish]” friendly genies and not the pissed off used-to-be-a-lawyer ones who achieve geniedom by curse or trap. Should be some sort of ethical code where a wish isn’t consumed if no significant change is made.
Wait, are crossposts a thing on Lemmy now? I somehow missed that, but that’s pretty cool that it crosses instances
I like this one… Take my up vote.
