Pike: in the kitchen making snackies for the crew
The “Boy Scout” and Numero Una
Sexiest number 1 in Starfleet
This is so true. Kirk was a nerd that grew into being cool. Picard was a troublemaker that learned to become calm and collected.
However, Data was always fully functional.
You have to admit, though, that Picard sorely lacked double axe-handle action.
Sisko built his own spaceship…by hand.
So did Archer.
Sisko is 2nd row except with a phaser rifle, smiling with Jem’Hadar blood splattered on his face.
IDK man, Archer is skinny yoked and I’ve seen water polo players pull top-tier talent.
Archer was basically homeschooled
And then obviously Taggart is top row to a T
River fucks but TOS was consistently horny and put Jim in the middle of it regularly.
Sisko’s love of baseball just cements this. The favorite pastime of stat nerds.
