The most outrageous/crazy place you’ve had sex

  • Acamon@lemmy.world
    10·
    10 months ago

    Drunkly got down to it on a very empty train… But someone saw us cause the police were waiting for us at the station. Fortunately there was no cameras where we were, and no corroborating evidence, so we got away with it. But both of us had to go to the station and get questioned… Definte drunken stupidity, and now we’re a bit more circumspect.

    • raef@lemmy.worldOP
      9·
      10 months ago

      So many questions.

      How can you tell if a graveyard is abandoned?

      If a grave is empty, is it a grave?

      How did you know it was empty?

      • ArghZombies@lemmy.worldEnglish
        7·
        10 months ago

        Well there’s one obvious answer to all these - the dead awoke and left the graveyard en-masse. I’ve seen that happen in films.

    • raef@lemmy.worldOP
      2·
      10 months ago

      I don’t mean anything besides curiosity when I ask a problematic question. Do you dream of it?

      • Call me Lenny/Leni@lemm.eeEnglish
        3·
        10 months ago

        As someone on the aphantasia spectrum, I have a weak relationship with dreams as is, but it does happen, and they do feature that, yes. If I am dreaming of something like that, it’s typically for some kind of in-universe agenda, or if I’m dreaming of events resembling the second thing I mentioned above, there’s a snowball’s chance it’s not a nightmare, but none of that has happened recently to my memory, as my piece of dreamland is preoccupied by things I miss.

        Ironically, as an asexual who happens to have turn-ons (the term “asexuality” refers to attraction to humans, it can exist as a label even if attracted to non-life), I have actually tried often to build up my feeling of attraction by not indulging myself in the daytime, which in turn I hope would pressure my dream adventures into not being nostalgic. For brief periods, often it works, albeit you might say it’s way more ritualized for me in my dreams.

      • dingus@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        10 months ago

        I am likely asexual as well and I only had a sex related dream maybe once in my lifetime. Never had sex either, although I’m not necessarily totally opposed to eventually trying it.

    • raef@lemmy.worldOP
      3·
      10 months ago

      one of my better ones involved the woods—sort of.

      There’s a platform on the right, sort of behind the three trees.

      Right there on that platform. I must admit the girl took the majority of the risk. All I had to do was unzip; she had to drop trou

  • roawre@feddit.ch
    2·
    10 months ago

    In a little parking between several building, against a car, at night In a building entrance after an after, at around noon, we saw peoples passing by :) I’ll keep the rest for another time :p

  • LifeOfChance@lemmy.world
    2·
    10 months ago

    Wife and I climbed a tree at a music festival initially just for a better view. Had our fun while others were leaning against the tree below us

    • raef@lemmy.worldOP
      1·
      10 months ago

      Are you worried about a statute of limitations? Why the definition of time?

  • brygphilomena@lemmy.world
    1·
    10 months ago

    In Newport Beach, in the sand next to the ocean. Sex on the beach kind of sucks, sand gets places that aren’t so comfy and it’s really abrasive.

    At a playground, right out in the open at night.

    At a friends house in their living room while they were upstairs watching a movie.

    In a hot tub a few times and it always sucks. Water does terrible things to the natural lubrication.

    In a random church parking lot after going sledding up in the mountains.

    In the back seat of my car in many, many places.

    Then when I got a new car, I no longer had a backseat, so in random parking lots we would fuck on or against my car.

    I’d fuck pretty much anywhere and everywhere, I’m an exhibitionist and enjoy the risk of people seeing us.