The first time in my near-six year spell as a parent I finally had the fabled ‘supermarket meltdown’.

Not for transparency sake I’ll admit, the meltdown began the Moment we left the house and I had the nerve, the gaul to…hold my two year olds hand whilst walking to the shops.

30 minutes later and, well we get to the shops. I’ve been kicked, hit and screamed at for the entire walk because my unruly toddler didn’t want to hold my hand…but also didn’t want to be carried.

And then it happened. Lemons. We didn’t need lemons. He didn’t truly even want them. But alas, he decided this was his hill to die on, and oh boy.

Told him no. Offered him my hand. Nothing. He wouldn’t budge from the lemons. My eldest is off doing her own thing with grandad, but even they heard what was to come: the scream. So much screaming.

I scooped him up whilst trying to hold a jar of Bolagnese sauce and a packet of Garlic and Herb New Potatoes and quickly made my way to the middle of the store. As my toddler screams with the intensity of a thousand angry sun-gods I hand him the goods and make my way outside, away from judging eyes. My son then proceeds to scream for a further five minutes before ultimately, giving in and accepting defeat.

So yeah. That was my Sunday afternoon. I handled it fine but bloody hell it took the shine of what should have been a nice little walk.

How have your kids pissed you off recently??

  • seiryth@lemmy.worldEnglish
    51·
    10 months ago

    Makes you think If youd just say yes to the lemons would you have avoided the meltdown?

    Been there before and i wish I’d just say “whatever” and avoided a lemon meltdown 😞

    • PatchEnglish
      9·
      10 months ago

      You’ve got to make the decision “give in or stand my ground” in an instant and then stick with it. Because honestly who cares about buying an extra bag of lemons, but once you’ve said “no” and the tantrum has started you can’t possibly give in.

      I’m a strong proponent of the “we’ll figure out what we’ll do with it when we get home” approach in the supermarket. “If life inexplicably demands lemons, it’s time to teach a 4 year old how to make lemonade”, as the old saying goes.