- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
The craze for Stanley stainless steel drinking cups reached new levels last week when a woman was arrested and accused of stealing 65 of them, worth almost $2,500, from a store in California.
Police in Roseville, in Placer County, northeast of Sacramento, said Sunday that they were called Wednesday to a report of a theft from a store on Stanford Ranch Road in the city.
“Staff saw a woman take a shopping cart full of Stanley water bottles without paying for them. The suspect refused to stop for staff and stuffed her car with the stolen merchandise,” police said in a statement on Facebook.
Hol-leee shit, $2500 worth of consumer goods trash. Put this woman in jail! If the government wasn’t so tied up on witch hunts, like Trump staging an insurrection, we would have to resources to weed out this trash once and for all.
This has to be sarcasm.
I can’t tell anymore.
Poe’s law is a hell of a drug.
You can remain calm citizen. For now. It’s sarcasm. I’ve had it confirmed from the top echelons.