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minus-squareTransplantedSconie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·9 months agoSpecialist: Sir! 500 lb shitbag on a rascal sighted 3 clicks north! Officer: We got a week to plan then. Deploy the strategic cheeseburgers to slow them down.
minus-squareChicoSuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·9 months ago“strategic cheeseburgers” is a line of cheeseburgers that turn slowly north, like Looney Tunes bird seed or Reese’s in ET.
minus-squareTransplantedSconie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoOr laced with ex-lax. But they can do both things, I guess.
Specialist:
Sir! 500 lb shitbag on a rascal sighted 3 clicks north!
Officer:
We got a week to plan then. Deploy the strategic cheeseburgers to slow them down.
“strategic cheeseburgers” is a line of cheeseburgers that turn slowly north, like Looney Tunes bird seed or Reese’s in ET.
Or laced with ex-lax.
But they can do both things, I guess.