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- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
- andfinally
An Idaho state representative wants to build out the state’s law against cannibalism over fears that the composting of human remains could lead to humans consuming other humans.
Republican Heather Scott floated a bill on Thursday that would make it illegal to serve “the flesh and blood of another human being” to someone who does not know or consent to it, The Idaho Statesman reports. Idaho already outlaws cannibalism and is the only state to do so, even though other states have laws that punish abuse of corpses.
Human composting is legal in some states because it can be more eco-friendly than other methods like cremation. But rather than target composting, which would require a rewrite of rules for morticians, Scott figured it would be easier to expand the cannibalism law.
She was apparently inspired by a clip from a prank TV show she had seen, in which personalities pretended to feed people human flesh in sausage links. “They didn’t tell the people, they fed it to them,” she told the Statesman.
I mean, honestly, the only thing standing between me and cannibalism are some local regulations.
I had a friend in college who always said " The worst thing I could say is that I’d kill you and not eat you." Somehow this was endearing and disturbing all at once. I do hope she’s doing well.
I hope we all have someone out there who thinks of us with this level of genuine fondness precisely because of how weird we are.
if you’re not going to eat me at least
fuck medo a Weekend at Bernie’sPersonally I practice catch and release. Much more ethical.