A Connecticut pastor has been arrested on allegations that he sold crystal meth out of his church’s rectory, police said.
The reverend of a United Methodist Church in Woodbury was taken into custody Friday after police received a tip about the drugs, authorities said.
Out of his what? Oh. Nevermind.
Rectory? Damn near killory!
Beavis: hheheeeheheeehhede rectory hehheheehehheheeee
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OpiumMeth for the masses.It’s what god wanted.
Was he hiding it in a little pew in his rectory?
Prison rectory.
taking Bong Rips for Jesus to the next level
You rang?
He better lose his tax exempt status for running a business out of the church.
Should have stuck to selling holy water
How were the profits?
I think it shows a fine initiative, rather than just collecting donations. At least they got meth for their money.
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I misread something much worse…
