I fucking swear, how come these fucks get to live in California and I’m stuck in a flyover red state? It sounds like both of us would be happier if we switched places. I’d fucking love the shit out of Santa Monica.
For real, though, beautiful weather, endless opportunities to get outside, and all these fucks want to do is put down more asphalt so they can spend an hour trying to go five miles.
I fucking swear, how come these fucks get to live in California and I’m stuck in a flyover red state? It sounds like both of us would be happier if we switched places. I’d fucking love the shit out of Santa Monica.
For real, though, beautiful weather, endless opportunities to get outside, and all these fucks want to do is put down more asphalt so they can spend an hour trying to go five miles.