• Rolando@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    DM: Okay, time passes. now what.

    Cat Paladin: I get up! I run!

    DM: Sure… where?

    Cat Paladin: Straight ahead! Then I stop.

    DM: Um… Now what?

    Cat Paladin: Run again! Then I stop. Lick myself.

    DM: (sighs)

    Cat Paladin: Now I SCREAM!!!