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minus-squareSqueezer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up153arrow-down1·9 months agoI promise not to use the doorbell, instead I shall announce my arrival by throwing acorns at the door.
minus-squareactiv8r@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up26·9 months agoThis is America, sonny! You don’t throw acorns like some forest folk! You unload your Glock 19 into the door frame and pray to God you don’t need more ammo!
minus-squarestjobe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·9 months ago“Praise the lord and pass the ammunition” ;)
minus-squareMaxPow3r11@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·9 months agoJust make sure there are no cops. They might send a tank to take care of the acorn threat.
I promise not to use the doorbell, instead I shall announce my arrival by throwing acorns at the door.
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This is America, sonny! You don’t throw acorns like some forest folk! You unload your Glock 19 into the door frame and pray to God you don’t need more ammo!
“Praise the lord and pass the ammunition” ;)
Just make sure there are no cops.
They might send a tank to take care of the acorn threat.