In other words, redifining its predominant use not as a username but something more spine the lines of smeg, etc. I’m all for not driving traffic to the site, and this is both helpful and entertaining. If Dan Savage and his audience can do it to a rectal fungal infection of an excuse for a politician, we can make this happen no sweat.
How about dried semen that’s still stuck to clothing after it’s been through the laundry?
Nah, laundry implies cleanliness.
(Also, stop using your clothing to mop up, heh. You’re grown.)
Sometimes you gotta grab whatever’s close at hand
If it’s a post spur-of-the-moment thing on occasion, maybe, but if you’re actually grabbing “what’s close at hand” on the way to the deed itself, ya gotta stop and consider that maybe the problem isn’t your passionate spontaneity.
oh i have way more problems than that
Yes, but that problem, neighbor. The struggle is real, and it’s rough all over, but you’ve got this. One step at a time. Buy a simple towel set and get into a habit of laundry rotation, if that helps. You’re worth it! 😁