• Furbag@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Democrats: “Stop genocide now!”

    Republicans: “We won’t stop the genocide!”

    Centrists: “Can’t we find a middle ground here? How about just a little genocide?”

    Republicans: “I guess we’re okay with that.”

    Democrats: “No!”

    Centrists: “Wow, so much for the tolerant left!”

    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      8 months ago

      Democrats: Genocide ok over there.

      Republicans: Maybe some here too though.

      Centrists: How 'bout them Red Wings?

      Me: You all suck.

      You: “BoTh SiDeS”

      Me: You too.