• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    8 months ago

    You’re assuming a world in which thermometer manufacturers and/or standards bodies validate new technologies against legacy ones for consistency, rather than one in which there’s a directive from the Illuminati lizard people prohibiting any such validation, in order to take free people’s giant SUVs and holiday flights away.

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      8 months ago

      I forgot about the lizard people and their ability to control the vaporization point of liquids