It’s like someone asked ChatGPT to turn the book into a dumb anglo sitcom.

-Every character is emotionally immature, spiteful, and sassy. None of the ‘friends’ act like friends. None of the characters talk like real people. They’re constantly insulting or hitting each other. It’s just embarrassing. The actors have nothing to work with.

-All the major twists/reveals are shown in the first two episodes. No suspense, no build-up, no pay-off. Rushed is an understatement.

-Single characters from the book have been unnecessarily split into multiple new characters adding nothing to the story.

-The story is a cosmic horror but comedy and romance have been forced in for no reason whatsoever except as filler, which is even more mind-boggling because they’ve essentially rushed all of the good stuff in the book to make room for unfunny jokes.

-Apparently they could barely afford any sets and extras, so scenes and locations that are supposed to be bristling with sights and people just feel oddly empty. Even the special effects feel muted. The budget is just weirdly limited, and the show looks much cheaper than the Tencent series.

-Almost all of the science (which is the interesting stuff) has been gutted from this science fiction.

I hate anglo slop. Where is the kino. Tencent pls adapt The Dark Forest.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    3 months ago

    I just saw something that happens in the book called out for this. A dude sends a radio signal from a star to test the “dark forest”. The star blows up, so they decide yes, the dark forest is in effect. But the obvious problem is that the attackers don’t do any follow up. They don’t scout the star to see if anyone is actually there, they don’t treat it as a potential trap by the dark forest predator they’re supposed to be hiding from. If you shoot a giant relativistic or ftl or magic weapon at someone and you don’t kill all of them at the same time they’ll just follow the line of your weapon back to you and either counter-attack and wipe you out, or broad-band your position to everyone else so you get wiped out anyway.

    The solution to the Dark Forest is War Games: the only winning move is not to play. The book seems like it’s trying to engage with nuclear deterrence and MAD is some way, but then forgets about second-strike weapons - nuclear missile armed submarines - that are the foundation on which MAD rests. If second-strike weapons exist you can’t do silly shit like this. Maybe it’s supposed to make some kind of sense in the silly space-magic of the book, but irl the us can’t destroy China without destroying itself and the whole world.