edit: for posterity, this was satire but i’m comfortable recognizing it wasn’t opaque enough hence the poor reception. we’ll get em next time.

for those still refusing to get it: voting is harm reduction, see my other recent posts.

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      PugJesus wants a re-roll on reality, and this is the only reliable way to do so. At least as far as I’m aware.

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          Part of me wants to create a user named Hypnotoad for the express purpose of replying to this exchange and offering his services. But it’s coming up on 4am and I’m expected to be a productive member of society in a few hours.

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