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Ehh, if they’re stupid enough to believe his “ability” that’s on them

Equine Centaurpede

Hey! What does the trigger do instead of spark? I ask because on a somewhat similar torch I had the trigger would depress with resistance but not sparked. I fixed it by greasing the moving part inside the plastic piezoelectric igniter.

Kind of a brain dead question. We have much bigger sources of pollution and Asphalt is heavily recycled. We don’t have to replace everything that uses oil, just the heaviest offenders.

Let me help you out with the math here, its pretty difficult. Basically, “impossible to do more than 6” and “7 is impossible” actually mean the same thing! It’s crazy how numbers work 😅😅

I pulled an awesome big tiddy Indian goth gf by being silly and a goofy goober

Dude, most vets I have seen just use a horn popper that shears the growth point off of the skull

How exactly do you know that? The universe is going to be around for a while, and we just evolved and have just started to understand the universe. I find it absurd to think there isn’t at least a chance we colonize a significant part of our region of the milky way.

She uhh… Strogin my vegan till I’m off?

extremely loud incorrect buzzer

/\ low intelligence specimen

We can’t say hookers anymore?

My DM let me drink a healing potion to make a bottle, piss in it, and throw it at a wolf. I rolled a nat one and it shattered on my character and his bedroll

The Ulysses cut of Waterworld! It’s a masterpiece of an apocalypse movie!

“Wanna screw?”

How does this fit the prompt? They specified before 1990.

Damn, here I was thinking it was 1890 BC

Cringe

So why did you respond to the question? OP wants tricks, and you didn’t provide any.

Oh hey its you - urethral milking microceleb! I thought it was hilarious and immediately spammed it in my groupchats