Apparently quite the ladies man.

The bit about you all capturing a monkey, and deciding it was a Frenchman sailor/ spy is particularly humorous, though I do feel bad for the monkey.

Boss makes a dollar,

I make a dime,

That was a poem,

For a simpler time.

Now the boss makes a hundred,

And the workers a cent,

While he has employees,

Who can’t pay their rent.

Why wait till the boss makes a million,

And the workers make jack?

It’s high time we riot,

And take our world back.

I swear you must have terabytes of Star Trek gifs.

Key word there is “just”. It can include other things, but it can simply be a low effort post meant to infuriate people.

Judging by the thread, and the fact that you keep dying on this hill, it worked beautifully on you.

Certainly is tasty as a dragon roll

Didn’t know there were Taco Tico restaurants outside of Indiana and Kentucky. Taco Tico is basically Taco Bell. They aren’t trying to be authentic Mexican, they are trying to be TexMex.

American Cheese is processed, however it is real cheese.

https://www.seriouseats.com/whats-really-in-american-cheese

It is also a damn near magic ingredient for anyone that doesn’t have access to pure sodium citrate, and wants a silky smooth cheese sauce that won’t break even when you put it in the fridge and reheat in the microwave. Just make your cheese sauce as normal with whatever cheeses you want. Once you’ve gotten it melted and combined, add a single slice of American cheese. The flavor won’t change in the slightest since American cheese has a fairly mild flavor, but the texture absolutely will change to that perfect nacho cheese sauce texture everyone knows and loves.

Number Theory can fuck right off.

In the US it very much isn’t free. I realize the original commenter was asking about Europe and Asia, but something to be aware of if you want to visit this country. Here at least, you’re much better off using traveler’s cheques, rather than trying to rely on cash from ATMs and bank transfers.

I have no idea why, but I swear to god that we have the most bass-ackwards banking system in the world. They still use COBOL for fuck’s sake.

Check which subcommunity you’re in.

Alice in Sunderland. Wonderful “adult” comic novel. Seriously the thing is between 200-400 pages. Neil Gaiman illustrated it, and Bryan Talbot wrote it.

I learned more about British history, as an American, from that book, than I did in my university level history classes.

Myth, Phule, and Thieve’s World. Though I will concede that Aahzimandius, no relation, was quite possibly the best character he ever created.

I personally call people coffee zombies because of the book where Skeeve has to clear his name at the interdimentional mall.

I still maintain the best adaptation of that story was Hook.

Dustin Hoffman and Robin Williams absolutely Nailed their roles, shout-outs to Julia Roberts and Bob Hoskins, they also nailed their roles, but got upstaged by the former two thespians.

DWS. I know it wasn’t just her, but I will forever curse the name of Debbie Wasserman Schultz

He was on John Oliver LWT last season IIRC

So a good manual for fencers and other swordsmen?

My first martial arts lesson the instructor told us that as white belts, if we manage a good hit against a black belt, that’s a good white belt. If a black belt fully hits or kicks the white belt, that’s a bad black belt.

According to the first movie, Fester was more of a ladies man than Gomez, or at least that’s what Gomez thought.

It counts as a corpo. Not multiple corpos.

Credit where credit is due.