You do you, have fun and play safe.

Blackface and redface at the same time- that’s some very efficient racism.

Buying speed from a dealer who was advertising on Craigslist. It all went fine, but that doesn’t stop it from being a bad idea.

If your nihilism doesn’t make you happy, you’re doing it wrong. The absence of meaning should be a liberating factor, not a limiting one. It’s actually dope as fuck that there’s no greater purpose to your life, you can never fail as a person when there’s no standard you feel you have to meet.

The overwhelming majority of car accidents are caused by people with driver’s licenses, so having one obviously makes you a worse driver.

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A girl I was seeing asked me what I liked about her and I drew a complete blank. There was plenty to like about her, but when put on the spot I couldn’t think of a single thing to say. I don’t blame her for leaving me not too long after that.

Thankfully it was only a warship, if it was a balloon things might have gotten serious.

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I’m liking it so far, it’s pretty educational given that I know next to nothing about Japanese prisons. Horrific situations that are thinly coated over with cuteness are my jam, but I get why some people might think it’s tasteless. If it’s making you miserable, don’t read the notes in chapter 3 about ‘reflection rooms’.

I second that motion. Those guys are just the worst.

I would punch JFK in the face right as he’s getting shot so it looks like I hit him so hard that his head exploded.