Stop it now, you’re giving me a semi.

Did he fuck him too?

The average age of constituents in her district is 40. I cant figure out how she keeps getting elected, unless she’s just never had a peimary challenger worth a damn.

Is it for the sake of just one fuck, or for all of the fucks?

My little dog doesn’t have an ounce of pitbull in her. Her mom was a border collie/lab mix, and the Father was the Neighbor’s boston terrier/english pointer mix. The only thing remotely pitbull like about her is her underbite. That said, I’ve lost count of the times somebody at the dog park, usually someone with a little ankle biter dog of the teacup persuasion, has gotten uppity about me having a “pitbull” off leash. People are dumb.

You and everybody else. Hillary was the DNC’s second coming. I dont think I knew anyone aside from dyed in the wool democrats who actually liked her. Many of those wgo did vote for her did so begrudgingly and many wgo stayed home did so because the media had been pounding the “hillary is a shoe in” line since she announced her candidacy. Why vote for someone who leaves a vad taste in your mouth if you already know they are going to win.

Who knew autonymous cars would be the catalyst for the development of self sanitizing car interiors.

Study brought to you by volkswagen of america

What is Zone 3?

I CAN TOO BE THAT DUMB!! Stop trying to tell me what I can and cant do, libtard. /s

Well played

If thats true, its frickin STORY TIME!

Thats really cool. I havent played the game in years but it still takes me back to when I was 12 or 13 playing on a rented cartridge trying to beat it before it was due back at the video store. It was my first Zelda Game. Imagine my surprise when i beat the agamanam guy or whatever his name was and then had another 5 dungeons thrown at me.

He did what now?

Be the change you want to see. Whats stopping you from rocking a cloak?

I’d never seen this one before, but there it is

That isn’t Calvin. Somebody modified a picture of Calvin filling a water baloon and created the meme. Calvin’s creator never signed off on it and actually refused to merchandise any of his characters. Peeing calvin is a travesty

Now I want Sausage.

So what you’re saying is that we just haven’t reached the beheadings stage yet. I get what youre saying.

Don’t forget “oil the one eyed gopher”, or “wrangle the trouser snake”.