Lmao Labour are really going to pied piper strategy Farage into Downing Street, aren’t they? It won’t happen this election, but as Sir Kid Starver does his thing, Reform are going to be so well positioned to capitalize on public anger

Visiting family right now…my academic brother is despairing that Tory MPs are placing bets on how many seats they’ll lose as “Britain needs effective opposition” once Labour win otherwise “the extreme left or right will get power”. He also cited the lack of “effective opposition” as what led to “Britain being destroyed” by the Tories.

For someone that is a scientist and entirely defines his identity by his career, it’s kind of funny how little he understands long term trends or that having an effective right wing party is a bad thing.

My man is so checked out, it’s obvious he just wants to go back to running a hedge fund in Malibu so badly

Concerning

Ladies, start your engines

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin has contracted the woke mind virus

It reminds me of how normal silly sports cars just use parts bin items for stuff like this - the McLaren F1 uses the tail lights from a Bova Futura bus for fuck’s sake:

https://www.retromotor.co.uk/features/cars-share-same-rear-lights/

They work fine and the car is still ridiculous

mY fRiEnD jOE

enjoy my $2000 check man, don’t spend it all at once

Energy vampire motherfucker

My boss is giving a talk at an upcoming prestigious software leadership conference and their slides are literally screenshots of all the planning work I did for a project 2 years ago

The petit-bourgeois, folks! They keep getting away with it! Very bad, very dishonest!

The “I told you so” in me when talking to back to brunch libs

Baudrillard intensifies

Absolutely normal for the transcription of an interview with the President conducted inside the Oval Office to have the word “unintelligible” in it three times

Very off topic, but I still wonder what the wars are like in the Bluey universe, given Rusty’s Dad. Does that mean that there are insurgencies in that universe?

Relatedly, the idea of muppet wars is wild

Can we stop startups please

No one should be starting businesses, especially involving technology. Deeply unhinged and immoral behavior to do so.

My company hired a bunch of lower cost engineers in Chile without considering local labor laws, and were upset to discover that the Chileans refused to respond to being paged out of hours when systems were failing…and there was nothing they could do about it

One summer, there was a fella named Cornpop. Now, Cornpop was a real piece of work. He’d ride his bike around, but not one of those modern contraptions. No, he had this wooden, hand-crafted bike made from repurposed barn timber. He was all about getting back to the roots, literally and figuratively. No rubber tires, just wooden wheels, creaking and groaning like they were protesting the very concept of modernity.

Well, Cornpop didn’t like the way I was handling my compost heap. Said I was “too industrial,” using a pitchfork instead of my bare hands. We got into a real spat about it. He threatened to tear down my solar oven because he thought it was too high-tech. Said it was “betraying the essence of primitive living.”

DON FOUND GUILTY ON 34 COUNTS OF TRYING TO TAKE DOWN FRAMED PHOTOS OF HOT LADIES FROM BUCA DI BEPPO MENS ROOM